Kerala Funny SMS

SMS -1

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

 
SMS-2

TTR fined
Ticketless girls

Churidar girl
Rs 200

Midi skirt, rs 100
Mini skirt girl
Rs 50
Nxt girl was
fined Rs 0

y ?

Think +ve, yaar
She had ticket

SMS-3

kambi-1
kambi-2
kambi-3
kambi-4
kambi-5
kambi-6
kambi-7

njan paranjille ennod kalichaal ithupole kambi ennikkum

SMS-4

During chat
Boy: Hi .
Girl: What? .
Boy: How are u?
Girl: Do I know u? .
Boy: I'm rich..
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Girl: Oh! Hi...
My name is Mary but u can call
me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
Runda. I love short dark men,
especially like u&I'm glad to meet
you. So, when are we going out? .
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.
Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
name . . .cal me rich

SMS-5

Teacher: “U have to aim for 90% marks”.
Student: “Don’t worry sir i will get 100% marks”.
Teacher: “Thamasha parayunno ?”
Student: “Aara thudangiye ?”

SMS-6

“Kettappol kanan thonni, kandappol kettan thonni,
ketti nokkyappol kashtam., pettu poyennum thonni...”

“kunjunnimash”

SMS-7

Frnd; ivide oru muttan elipetty undaayirunallo....athevide?
Frnd2: ath njan vaadakayk koduthu...ipo athil 2 bangalikala thamasikunnad....!!!

SMS-8

Sneham vannal kettipidikan
Sankadam vannal
kanniroppan
sugakaramayi
koode kidakan

Rs.50 mudakku
“oru TALAVENNA swantamakku” !!